It’s been a long time. Long time coming. But now I’m here. Online. Ready to infiltrate your friends pages with greatness. Al Rashad greatness. Things you need to know in order to be properly prepared for the man that is me:
- I’ve been here for 2 years, so keep the welcome to AA comments to yourselves. I’m pretty sure I’ve already discovered all the secrets and hideaways this school has, so my mission is to spend the next two years inventing some more. Who’s with me?
- No one. NO ONE. NO one knows my first name. Or maybe a lot of you do, but no one is allowed to use it. Please? It’s completely cutting off my manhood when I hear it.
- I’m the smartest, sexiest, most talented, and coolest person you’ll ever know. And on top of that, I’m a brother. That’s right. Sexual chocolate.
- If you can’t tell I’m a kidder, you’re really an idiot.
- But for real, I am pretty fucking smart. and chocolate.
- I’m a non practicing Muslim, that practises christianity.
- You can always find me with the boys- Devon, Rupert, Matt, or Dan. And whoever latches on to them.
- My dad is a former NFL player who is practically in the NBA hall of fame. My mom is a critcally acclaimed actress and singer, and my aunt has dance schools named after her. Naturally, it's all in the genes, and I got the best of them.
- Ladies, I am single.
- I’ve been here for 2 years, so keep the welcome to AA comments to yourselves. I’m pretty sure I’ve already discovered all the secrets and hideaways this school has, so my mission is to spend the next two years inventing some more. Who’s with me?
- No one. NO ONE. NO one knows my first name. Or maybe a lot of you do, but no one is allowed to use it. Please? It’s completely cutting off my manhood when I hear it.
- I’m the smartest, sexiest, most talented, and coolest person you’ll ever know. And on top of that, I’m a brother. That’s right. Sexual chocolate.
- If you can’t tell I’m a kidder, you’re really an idiot.
- But for real, I am pretty fucking smart. and chocolate.
- I’m a non practicing Muslim, that practises christianity.
- You can always find me with the boys- Devon, Rupert, Matt, or Dan. And whoever latches on to them.
- My dad is a former NFL player who is practically in the NBA hall of fame. My mom is a critcally acclaimed actress and singer, and my aunt has dance schools named after her. Naturally, it's all in the genes, and I got the best of them.
- Ladies, I am single.